quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69
That dad has no chill
but he’s got a ton of chili
I really hoped tumblr would make me sleepy but I’m never gonna be able to sleep after reading that like I’m on the verge of tears it was so beautiful but I swear I’ll sleep now okay godnight kings and queens and in betweens
ENDLESS LIST OF SHIPS: Mary MacDonald & Remus Lupin
This is sort of late birthday present, seeing how the one I wanted to give you sort of failed. Anyways, KATIE, never before had I shipped Remus and Mary ( and neither had you apparently like woah, I actually anti-shipped it after this one experience tbh ), and then these fuckers came along and ruined our lives. But, what I’m even more thankful for about what this ship gave us was the friendship we have, I love you sOOOO much dude. You are really one of the most wonderful people I know, you write wonderfully, and I consider you to be one of my best friends. Even in the short time we’ve known each other, it’s wonderful just to talk to you and talk about anything really. I admire you so much, your strength, the way you keep your shit together, the way you’re even able to clean your room more than I do. You might tell me I’m the raddest star in the supernova, but you’re definitely the most brilliant supernova in the universe. HAPPY SUPER LATE BIRTHDAY DARLING LOVELY KATIE!
❝ You were everything I was looking for when I wasn’t even looking. ❞
S E V E N T H Y E A R:
Mary: ❝ Somewhere in your mouth sleeps a secret. I tasted it once, lodged deep behind your left molar. You have rust red lips and too many past experiences for me to learn. I want to read the story of your past until it’s my favorite novel, but instead I’ll settle for memorizing the faint hairs on your thighs. I am tonguing the moments you call mistakes until you believe me when I say, it’s alright. It’s fine. All of it. I don’t care about before. I am living in the noise of you and I, tonight. ❞Remus: ❝ You kiss me with your mouth wide open like you’re not afraid of swallowing poison. I taste the good and bad in you and want them both. We call this bravery. ❞
Y E A R O N E OF PROPER FRIENDSHIP:
Mary: ❝ I would like to travel the world with you twice.
Once, to see the world.
Twice, to see the way you see the world. ❞Remus: ❝ How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head. ❞
Y E A R T W O OF PROPER FRIENDSHIP:Remus: ❝ I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.❞
Mary: ❝ I look at you and see all the ways a soul can bruise, and I wish I could sink my hands into your flesh and light lanterns along your spine so you know that there’s nothing but light when I see you.❞
S L O W L Y:
Remus: ❝ She was achingly effortless, and she would never, in a million years, choose me. But, for the next few minutes, I contented myself with the magnificent possibility that she might. ❞
Mary: ❝ You’re trying not to tell him you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you don’t even have a name for. ❞
F A L L I N G:
Mary: ❝ And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you. ❞Remus: ❝ You happened to me.You were as deep down as I’ve ever been.
You were inside me like my pulse. ❞
Remus: ❝ If I were truly being heroic, I’d actually mean what I’m saying right now. But I don’t. I want you to stay with me, but I realize how selfish that is. That’s why I’m telling you to go. ❞
Mary: ❝ I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you. ❞
L O V E:
Remus: ❝ Lets face it, you did steal me. But you saved my life too. And somewhere in the middle, you showed me a place so different and beautiful, I can never get it out of my mind. And I can’t get you out of there either. You’re stuck in my brain like my own blood vessels. ❞
Mary: ❝ Hold my fucking hand loser, we’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives. ❞
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
→ rise of the guardians (2012)
Aww!! You’re too sweet, dear nonny. I’m so glad you enjoyed the movie! It’s really a gem, and it needs to be more widely spread!! I hope you have a wonderful evening, and thank you for the asks c:
I’m going to assume you mean Chronicle the film? (Please, send another ask if I’m incorrect!) But the idea of it is these two popular kids drag along this lonelier bullied boy with a camera to look at something cool that they found in the ground. When they go, some really weird shit happens and they all get werid powers. The rest of the movie is them messing around with these powers and how it affects them each individually. It’s a really really good movie. Again, if this isn’t what you wanted please message me <3 c: